How to Throw a Great Party Even When Your Broke A$$ Can’t Afford it

Get over yourself and gather with your friends

Two Labrador Retriever dogs in Hawaiian leis and party hats, looking solemnly into the camera.

Look, I get it: You’re ashamed to have people over. Your microwave has been broken since 2016 (reader, mine has been). Your floors are warped. Your dog sheds. You don’t have enough chairs. Plus, you’re not sure how you can afford party food and drinks when you can’t even spare the money to get your…